Oh my god. Are there even words to describe how dumb that is?

[She's pretty sure that kind of stuff is quack science, but bringing that up to an actual scientist is probably asking for trouble, so she keeps her mouth shut for now.]

Do you, like... have to monitor what Pokemon he catches? 'Cause man, if you have to keep him away from power tools, I wouldn't trust him around half the stuff I've seen here.