12/24/18: arrival, first time messaging the boys, first time talking to Botan, Connor, and Alex. -figured out that Venkman is going to another continent entirely from the other 'busters -"Who's Slimer", current working hypothesis is that they're from different timelines but same dimension. first mention of god being a giant chicken. Egon feeds Faraday mystery meat. -Connor offers a Litten egg. Alex talks about Spiritomb and Venkman gets curious about them. Botan is a sweetheart. Ray tries to freeze to death. 12/25/18: "ray are you still alive" -Venkman did not name him "Ricky Roach". 12/26/18: "I am also sleeping with a man in a hotel room." -The Boys figure out that Egon is from an alternate dimension. Egon realizes he's been traveling with his boyfriend this whole time and that his other boyfriend sounds like Garfield. -"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR" 12/31/18: New Years Eve -Garfield is born -James Bond receives her name -Egon learns about the Boogieman, the Stay Puft deal, and more -mating rituals.
1/4/19: The origins of Venkmans hateful birds -First time talking to Shiro. Advice is given and Doduo are vaguely feared. 1/5/19: Venkman bullies his bf -Venkman remembers that these are public threads, for once. -Venkman calls for an end to the background music. 1/7/19: pls no robot legs -An introduction to Gaige that quickly turns into him telling her that he and his partners break the law on a regular basis 1/7/19: Honedge talk 1/7/19: discussing weird life events -First time talking with Yayoi -other universes know about the Ghostbusters movie! Venkman is crestfallen to know that they know about Bill Murray. -Venkman begins to wonder if Egon's dimension is similar to the movie version. 1/9/19: deer troubles -Establishing Kölliker, Amanita, Rue, Denver -the beginning of the quantum physics for babies discussions -Faraday's early drawings -Ko hears a swear for the first time 1/12/19: Night at the Gym TL -Chaos in the crafts room with Alex. Venkman decides she's extremely valid and that if the 'busters ever find a way to her home dimension they'll check out Edwards Island. -Faraday owns Venkman with her artwork, Jewish Discussions, Venkman learns about the other version of himself and gets a bit of a complex over it -First time meeting Cecil. free bread and some discussions of disappearances 1/12/19: shadowmaru duet -im sorry 1/13/19-ish: Ko's first words! -i'm baby call venkman -Luca is established, as well as her "fuck cops fuck authority" attitude and her love of Babies -the boys get a little sappy -Ko's first swear! 1/21/19: bodyswap event part 1 -Ko learns just, so many fucking swears -Denver is also born -Egon went to jail -the boys learn that Egon only sleeps 14 minutes a day -Venkman gets stupidly gay because he's touch starved and missed being Held over the last month. proceeds to kiss egon while in Ray's body while Ray watches. 1/22/19: meeting dandy, baby -first conversation with Dandy. while in Ray's body. also, venkman learns there's a cartoon about the Ghostbusters. -"... I REALLY DO SOUND LIKE GARFIELD?" 1/23/19: a whole lot happens -egon spengler in the body of peter venkman rides a two headed ostrich away from a casino, stealing a leather jacket, a pet squid, and a worm on a string in the process 1/25/19: "EGON, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WHILE IN MY BODY?" -eggs. also Slimer Jr. 1/28/19: howdy soldier -first time talking with soldier 76. missing home, some existentialism, some raccoons. 1/29/19: fixing bats with psychology -floriography and mixed signals -Rue gets his name -Egon definitely had an overly complex bong setup in college. also, rap shakespeare 1/30/19: dance -im sorry for what happened to this thread -venkman voices his concerns that started to crop up when he learned what egon's version of him was like. also, tentatively realizing that its valid to be gay in public finally in this place
2/1/19: actions have consequences -Porygon obtained. venkman gets his ass beat -sewer date established -venkman forgot these were public threads again. -discussions of reforming ghostbusters. also, vacuums. also, trains. -also ghost bullets with jack 2/3/19: reunited! -ray and venkman smack into each other face first. venkman and egon smack into each other lips first -a lot of hugging and kissing and a tiny bit of crying -alien teasing 2/5/19: B R U N C H -childhood talk followed by venkman differences talk followed by chicken man followed by mood slime followed by a whole lot of teasing about mood slime followed by frump and plump and trump followed by stay puft fighting a mantis -a lot happened on this day in history 2/6/19: explaining business casual -first time talking with bertolt 2/9/19: tfw ditto -Venkman gets smacked in the face with a pokeball and complains a lot. also ray's ditto pretends to be him -cake. 2/12/19: bug talk -first time talking with britt. compare bug 2/14/19: iconic. -valentine's day was just me everett and blank all trying to one-up each other in gay shit 2/15/19: post-contest -first time talking with marco -their pokemon immediately decide to go break some shit. also, penguins. also i JUST realized i fucked up and venkman actually knew doduo was a stupid pun since january 2/18/19: ray falls into a coma -on the bright side egon stans a cat named tarantula -also, venkman angst. dont worry its broken up by a screaming solosis 2/22/19: the birth of Sigourney (and others) -4 eggs hatch -Sigourney introduces Egon to the fact that he's probably a fictional character. whoops 2/25/19: ray wakes up from his coma! -clingy. also white hair
3/3/19: trouble with alien babies -rip 5th grade -First time talking with Ford, Lust, Jane, Demyx, and Diana. -did you know tinfoil hats will just aplify the waves -Diana has the best idea by far -venkman tries to steal dandy's pokemon -ray and venkman argue and then get mindwiped -oh also KO EVOLUTION which raises all sorts of new problems 3/9/19: bad influence -first time talking to shoto -tries to convince him to run away without paying the bill for his dog's spa day -venkman is not a good influence 3/10/19: "Egon, what the fuck are you doing?" -Venkman tries to talk some sense into his boyfriend -Kildarby rivalry established -kis 3/11/19: faraday gets stolen -by which i mean she evolves but her dads are stupid -rue is getting Better and has a therapy fox now -psychic babies run through Tests 3/16?/19: talk with gaige -venkman signing the adoption papers -[except not really not yet] [but he does have a lot of respect for this kid] 3/17/19: lena sweetie im so sorry -first time talking with lena. valid kid. venkmans gonna pop a blood vessel over egon being a dumbass one of these days 3/18/19: ruins trip -at some point ray will break his leg and roach evolves 3/25/19: birds, bugs, water, therapy -shadowmaru u good -fuck cops -casually offering services as a therapist to acquaintances online 3/25/19: ray needs rest -venkman keeps ray under house arrest -please dont rebreak your leg -garfield is a traitor 3/26/19: that gay shit -Ko evolves again! -middle of the night heart-to-heart about Venkmans weird bill murray-themed insecurities 3/30/19: porygon...........2! -Q*Bert evolves and starts a band -Egon is 45 fucking years old and gets bullied
4/2/19: dandy wants stingray -dandy agrees to meet up with egon and venkman on the 10th for stingray 4/3/19: tarzan cocoon -please have britt's kakuna swing off a chandelier at some point 4/5/19: egon forgets to make a profit -sell your shiny eggs for money god damn you -Venkman receives a cursed infant 4/5/19: hey their memories are back -5th grade is no longer an empty void in venkmans memory -cuddling 4/9/19: mantine time baby -egon and venkman meet up with dandy in person, venkman eventually captures alfred off screen -Camille also hatched off screen 4/11/19: egon and venkman battle -georgie, felix, and tarantula vs cucumis, pascal, and lucifer -egon is competitive but venkman is a bastard -tarantula fights dirty but lucifer fights dirtier 4/12/19: ray broke his leg like an idiot -so now he gets chastized -goat friend meet bastard orb -goat friend fight bastard orb -the gift of garfield references 4/14/19: parasect shrooms are bad for u kids -ray and egon get high and show the whole network -venkman plays damage control -hands are bad -kirby's eggs hatch and the newborns meet their dad who their dad still hasnt met 4/16/19: dragonair problems -michael myers is a good mimikyu -lambton just wants cuddles -Venkman just wants to sleep -"It's too goddamn early for breakfast, and too late for a midnight snack. I don't even know what you'd call this. A problem?" 4/17/19: bunny bonding and cruise planning -Cecil's scorbunny and Venkman's Scorbunny bond -Venkman learns about past proms -"please dont try to Fly on your birds that hate you" "i wont" [several months pass and he does anyway] 4/19/19: PROM TL -venkmans pokemon are having a good time -venkman gets drunk as hell and ray and roach cooperate to drag his ass to bed -alfred loves his stupid haughty lapras son soap castle -the Scorbunny meet again -Luca gets to cause a little chaos lasagna first time meeting Thida -frozen meals are discussed bastard orb: the bastarding -first time meeting Jane -Camille is intent on being the worst little beachball dog theft -first time... threading with handsome jack, though no actual meeting occurs -luca steals designer dog jewelry -jack is pissed. his pokemon care slightly less 4/20/19: ballroom talk -casually drops the bombshell of dating a werewolf to your alternate dimension boyfriend who never even got to meet a werewolf -the foreshadowing of the future Fuckel the Shuckle tfw ur all stupid and want to meet a god -lugia is absolutely judging -but not as much as denver -riley evolves in this but we never threaded that part out 4/23/19: goomy slime -First time meeting Harald -Disgosting. -alt universe tutorial discussion 4/28/19: "Doc Holliday shot me once!" -fucking love that shrimp -and Sir Vincent Wigglesworth, too -"You named your bug Sir Wigglesworth. Not even just Wigglesworth, which is bad enough, you knighted this little bastard." -Tarantula's friendship evolution is unlocked by her love for Egon and not her own trainer -Egon would like to decompose
5/6/19: egg convo goes horribly wrong not clickbait -i feel like a bad person for writing venkman be mean to that poor skunk -he was just fucking around and its turned into a months-long feud which is deserved -"Have you ever fought a clown?" 5/7/19: britt get more pokemon -seriously you have like two and both are poison 5/11/19: freaky friday events lead to some weird shit -ray built a car, venkman got two dogs and a "dog", teleportation and blacking out -opens a pokeball and a plate of spaghetti happens 5/19/19: venkman continues to be a bad role model for kids -newt: i want to learn important things venkman: heres some tips on reading body language i learned from being a conman -accidentally unlocks tragic backstory -lets get u some therapy 5/19/19: beach episode -everything happens -ray egon and venkman are dumb idiots at a beach -kildarby, annie, and sigourney create life -oh my god that sand castle has a knife -egon gets smacked over the head with a shuckle -"Karl Wilhelm Gottlieb Leopold Fuckel." 5/20/19: HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE -and failed me in biology... -god this was cute. fuck. 5/24-27/19: FOURTH WALL TL -meets barbara maitland from beetlejuice, an alternate universe ray, juno steel, and bill murray venkman -egon and venkman explore haunted locals in lavender town, egon becomes a beheeyem, and they meet darkrai. sigourney is confirmed to not really fear anything let alone the nightmare god -venkman and dandy baby fights as a grimer and deino lena shadow form -he's at least trying to help attempted capture of dandeino -grimer-venkman and dandeino fight happens sometime after this but shhh -dandy is fucking pissed meets sigourney weaver and gives her a crisis -i love you ripley -" I may be a carny kid, but I'm not a clown. " 5/30/19: hi grandpa -offscreen grandpa the drampa attempts to murder venkman -"Ray, the charms of the mucous membrane are not gonna sway me."
7/5/19: They put kids in jail here? -First time talking to Dipper, supernatural comparisons -nuclear weaponry: is it safe? -i still like this pokedex idea 7/13/19: puzzle talk -bloober??? -look under the fridge and you may find a friend and boy 7/18/19: CAMP ALPHA TL -venkman argues with nerds over ghosts -First time meeting Heather -egon and ray were gone for a few weeks and venkman turned into a clingy idiot again -hands over the doduo to yayoi -lena and venkman go scare some ghost adventures idiots venkman hires his own horse to watch his own dogs -janes gr8 -"btw i defeated cthulhu" "uh" fuck spirit boxes -thida and venkman discuss ghost naps mocks ray for stay puft -threatens to steal his babies -and then kisses him 7/21/19: tfw the flawed seance criticized by the ghostbusters ends in disaster -and unleashes angry paper aliens on the world -kirby's spiritomb husband finally reveals himself -venkman and egon do something really stupid to distract some alien attackers -like really stupid -is this the real life... 7/25/19: angry fire bird: the sequel -venkmans talonflame agrees to train egons pokemon for him -she proceeds to be the biggest hardass to this angsty teenager 7/27/19: bat trade 7/30/19: WINSTON -its WINSTON -venkman about to cry hes so goddamn happy -which is why: 7/30/19: off to the train -see u in three days suckers hes going to kiss winston First -ray gets pissed -venkman... well. diffuses the situation. -in my defense. it was blanks idea and its ray who starts this -its venkman who wins.
8/1/19: meets winston irl -doesnt cry yet -but he does hug and then make out with him in public -winston spoils his awful awful donkey child. foreshadowing of a future monster 8/3/19: please dont eat mud -First time talking to Susie -this child is eating dirt lets get you some money cats 8/8/19: death by goo -harald please stop hugging acid -its not good for you -its not good for anyone -its just goo
December 2018
-figured out that Venkman is going to another continent entirely from the other 'busters
-"Who's Slimer", current working hypothesis is that they're from different timelines but same dimension. first mention of god being a giant chicken. Egon feeds Faraday mystery meat.
-Connor offers a Litten egg. Alex talks about Spiritomb and Venkman gets curious about them. Botan is a sweetheart. Ray tries to freeze to death.
12/25/18: "ray are you still alive"
-Venkman did not name him "Ricky Roach".
12/26/18:
"I am also sleeping with a man in a hotel room."
-The Boys figure out that Egon is from an alternate dimension. Egon realizes he's been traveling with his boyfriend this whole time and that his other boyfriend sounds like Garfield.
-"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR"
12/31/18:
New Years Eve
-Garfield is born
-James Bond receives her name
-Egon learns about the Boogieman, the Stay Puft deal, and more
-mating rituals.
January 2019
-First time talking to Shiro. Advice is given and Doduo are vaguely feared.
1/5/19: Venkman bullies his bf
-Venkman remembers that these are public threads, for once.
-Venkman calls for an end to the background music.
1/7/19: pls no robot legs
-An introduction to Gaige that quickly turns into him telling her that he and his partners break the law on a regular basis
1/7/19: Honedge talk
1/7/19: discussing weird life events
-First time talking with Yayoi
-other universes know about the Ghostbusters movie! Venkman is crestfallen to know that they know about Bill Murray.
-Venkman begins to wonder if Egon's dimension is similar to the movie version.
1/9/19: deer troubles
-Establishing Kölliker, Amanita, Rue, Denver
-the beginning of the quantum physics for babies discussions
-Faraday's early drawings
-Ko hears a swear for the first time
1/12/19: Night at the Gym TL
-Chaos in the crafts room with Alex. Venkman decides she's extremely valid and that if the 'busters ever find a way to her home dimension they'll check out Edwards Island.
-Faraday owns Venkman with her artwork, Jewish Discussions, Venkman learns about the other version of himself and gets a bit of a complex over it
-First time meeting Cecil. free bread and some discussions of disappearances
1/12/19: shadowmaru duet
-im sorry
1/13/19-ish: Ko's first words!
-i'm baby call venkman
-Luca is established, as well as her "fuck cops fuck authority" attitude and her love of Babies
-the boys get a little sappy
-Ko's first swear!
1/21/19: bodyswap event part 1
-Ko learns just, so many fucking swears
-Denver is also born
-Egon went to jail
-the boys learn that Egon only sleeps 14 minutes a day
-Venkman gets stupidly gay because he's touch starved and missed being Held over the last month. proceeds to kiss egon while in Ray's body while Ray watches.
1/22/19: meeting dandy, baby
-first conversation with Dandy. while in Ray's body. also, venkman learns there's a cartoon about the Ghostbusters.
-"... I REALLY DO SOUND LIKE GARFIELD?"
1/23/19: a whole lot happens
-egon spengler in the body of peter venkman rides a two headed ostrich away from a casino, stealing a leather jacket, a pet squid, and a worm on a string in the process
1/25/19: "EGON, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WHILE IN MY BODY?"
-eggs. also Slimer Jr.
1/28/19: howdy soldier
-first time talking with soldier 76. missing home, some existentialism, some raccoons.
1/29/19: fixing bats with psychology
-floriography and mixed signals
-Rue gets his name
-Egon definitely had an overly complex bong setup in college. also, rap shakespeare
1/30/19: dance
-im sorry for what happened to this thread
-venkman voices his concerns that started to crop up when he learned what egon's version of him was like. also, tentatively realizing that its valid to be gay in public finally in this place
February 2019
-Porygon obtained. venkman gets his ass beat
-sewer date established
-venkman forgot these were public threads again.
-discussions of reforming ghostbusters. also, vacuums. also, trains.
-also ghost bullets with jack
2/3/19: reunited!
-ray and venkman smack into each other face first. venkman and egon smack into each other lips first
-a lot of hugging and kissing and a tiny bit of crying
-alien teasing
2/5/19: B R U N C H
-childhood talk followed by venkman differences talk followed by chicken man followed by mood slime followed by a whole lot of teasing about mood slime followed by frump and plump and trump followed by stay puft fighting a mantis
-a lot happened on this day in history
2/6/19: explaining business casual
-first time talking with bertolt
2/9/19: tfw ditto
-Venkman gets smacked in the face with a pokeball and complains a lot. also ray's ditto pretends to be him
-cake.
2/12/19: bug talk
-first time talking with britt. compare bug
2/14/19: iconic.
-valentine's day was just me everett and blank all trying to one-up each other in gay shit
2/15/19: post-contest
-first time talking with marco
-their pokemon immediately decide to go break some shit. also, penguins. also i JUST realized i fucked up and venkman actually knew doduo was a stupid pun since january
2/18/19: ray falls into a coma
-on the bright side egon stans a cat named tarantula
-also, venkman angst. dont worry its broken up by a screaming solosis
2/22/19: the birth of Sigourney (and others)
-4 eggs hatch
-Sigourney introduces Egon to the fact that he's probably a fictional character. whoops
2/25/19: ray wakes up from his coma!
-clingy. also white hair
March 2019
-rip 5th grade
-First time talking with Ford, Lust, Jane, Demyx, and Diana.
-did you know tinfoil hats will just aplify the waves
-Diana has the best idea by far
-venkman tries to steal dandy's pokemon
-ray and venkman argue and then get mindwiped
-oh also KO EVOLUTION which raises all sorts of new problems
3/9/19: bad influence
-first time talking to shoto
-tries to convince him to run away without paying the bill for his dog's spa day
-venkman is not a good influence
3/10/19: "Egon, what the fuck are you doing?"
-Venkman tries to talk some sense into his boyfriend
-Kildarby rivalry established
-kis
3/11/19: faraday gets stolen
-by which i mean she evolves but her dads are stupid
-rue is getting Better and has a therapy fox now
-psychic babies run through Tests
3/16?/19: talk with gaige
-venkman signing the adoption papers
-[except not really not yet] [but he does have a lot of respect for this kid]
3/17/19: lena sweetie im so sorry
-first time talking with lena. valid kid. venkmans gonna pop a blood vessel over egon being a dumbass one of these days
3/18/19: ruins trip
-at some point ray will break his leg and roach evolves
3/25/19: birds, bugs, water, therapy
-shadowmaru u good
-fuck cops
-casually offering services as a therapist to acquaintances online
3/25/19: ray needs rest
-venkman keeps ray under house arrest
-please dont rebreak your leg
-garfield is a traitor
3/26/19: that gay shit
-Ko evolves again!
-middle of the night heart-to-heart about Venkmans weird bill murray-themed insecurities
3/30/19: porygon...........2!
-Q*Bert evolves and starts a band
-Egon is 45 fucking years old and gets bullied
April 2019
-dandy agrees to meet up with egon and venkman on the 10th for stingray
4/3/19: tarzan cocoon
-please have britt's kakuna swing off a chandelier at some point
4/5/19: egon forgets to make a profit
-sell your shiny eggs for money god damn you
-Venkman receives a cursed infant
4/5/19: hey their memories are back
-5th grade is no longer an empty void in venkmans memory
-cuddling
4/9/19: mantine time baby
-egon and venkman meet up with dandy in person, venkman eventually captures alfred off screen
-Camille also hatched off screen
4/11/19: egon and venkman battle
-georgie, felix, and tarantula vs cucumis, pascal, and lucifer
-egon is competitive but venkman is a bastard
-tarantula fights dirty but lucifer fights dirtier
4/12/19: ray broke his leg like an idiot
-so now he gets chastized
-goat friend meet bastard orb
-goat friend fight bastard orb
-the gift of garfield references
4/14/19: parasect shrooms are bad for u kids
-ray and egon get high and show the whole network
-venkman plays damage control
-hands are bad
-kirby's eggs hatch and the newborns meet their dad who their dad still hasnt met
4/16/19: dragonair problems
-michael myers is a good mimikyu
-lambton just wants cuddles
-Venkman just wants to sleep
-"It's too goddamn early for breakfast, and too late for a midnight snack. I don't even know what you'd call this. A problem?"
4/17/19: bunny bonding and cruise planning
-Cecil's scorbunny and Venkman's Scorbunny bond
-Venkman learns about past proms
-"please dont try to Fly on your birds that hate you" "i wont" [several months pass and he does anyway]
4/19/19: PROM TL
-venkmans pokemon are having a good time
-venkman gets drunk as hell and ray and roach cooperate to drag his ass to bed
-alfred loves his stupid haughty lapras son
soap castle
-the Scorbunny meet again
-Luca gets to cause a little chaos
lasagna
first time meeting Thida
-frozen meals are discussed
bastard orb: the bastarding
-first time meeting Jane
-Camille is intent on being the worst little beachball
dog theft
-first time... threading with handsome jack, though no actual meeting occurs
-luca steals designer dog jewelry
-jack is pissed. his pokemon care slightly less
4/20/19: ballroom talk
-casually drops the bombshell of dating a werewolf to your alternate dimension boyfriend who never even got to meet a werewolf
-the foreshadowing of the future Fuckel the Shuckle
tfw ur all stupid and want to meet a god
-lugia is absolutely judging
-but not as much as denver
-riley evolves in this but we never threaded that part out
4/23/19: goomy slime
-First time meeting Harald
-Disgosting.
-alt universe tutorial discussion
4/28/19: "Doc Holliday shot me once!"
-fucking love that shrimp
-and Sir Vincent Wigglesworth, too
-"You named your bug Sir Wigglesworth. Not even just Wigglesworth, which is bad enough, you knighted this little bastard."
-Tarantula's friendship evolution is unlocked by her love for Egon and not her own trainer
-Egon would like to decompose
May 2019
-i feel like a bad person for writing venkman be mean to that poor skunk
-he was just fucking around and its turned into a months-long feud which is deserved
-"Have you ever fought a clown?"
5/7/19: britt get more pokemon
-seriously you have like two and both are poison
5/11/19: freaky friday events lead to some weird shit
-ray built a car, venkman got two dogs and a "dog", teleportation and blacking out
-opens a pokeball and a plate of spaghetti happens
5/19/19: venkman continues to be a bad role model for kids
-newt: i want to learn important things
venkman: heres some tips on reading body language i learned from being a conman
-accidentally unlocks tragic backstory
-lets get u some therapy
5/19/19: beach episode
-everything happens
-ray egon and venkman are dumb idiots at a beach
-kildarby, annie, and sigourney create life
-oh my god that sand castle has a knife
-egon gets smacked over the head with a shuckle
-"Karl Wilhelm Gottlieb Leopold Fuckel."
5/20/19: HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
-and failed me in biology...
-god this was cute. fuck.
5/24-27/19: FOURTH WALL TL
-meets barbara maitland from beetlejuice, an alternate universe ray, juno steel, and bill murray venkman
-egon and venkman explore haunted locals in lavender town, egon becomes a beheeyem, and they meet darkrai. sigourney is confirmed to not really fear anything let alone the nightmare god
-venkman and dandy baby fights as a grimer and deino
lena shadow form
-he's at least trying to help
attempted capture of dandeino
-grimer-venkman and dandeino fight happens sometime after this but shhh
-dandy is fucking pissed
meets sigourney weaver and gives her a crisis
-i love you ripley
-" I may be a carny kid, but I'm not a clown. "
5/30/19: hi grandpa
-offscreen grandpa the drampa attempts to murder venkman
-"Ray, the charms of the mucous membrane are not gonna sway me."
June 2019
-sigourney and kildarby evolve
-sigourney breaks venkmans brain and knocks him unconscious by evolving
-"I'm gonna have arthropod grandkids. What a world."
6/1/19: lena we love you
-gossips about egon to friends/kids he met a few times/local duck children
-lena: what the FUCK do you mean there's multiple egons
6/2/19: here comes a little boy
-we love clown seals in this house
-ray and venkman coparent a good boy
6/2/19: pokemon murder plots
-First time speaking to ash
-discusses the logistics of legal wills in pokemon universe
-acab
6/3/19: "isnt idiot scientists an oxymoron" "god i wish"
-first time talking to marceline
-gossips about egon to strangers
6/6/19: can i offer you an ostrich egg in this trying time
-doduo egg sale
6/7/19: venkman every time he realizes someone is a Fellow Gay: oh Fuck
-botan is gr8
6/1?/19: litwick hell
-venkmans zorua is a piece of shit
-venkman forced to bond with ray's kabuto to save ray from his own damn pokemon
July 2019
-First time talking to Dipper, supernatural comparisons
-nuclear weaponry: is it safe?
-i still like this pokedex idea
7/13/19: puzzle talk
-bloober???
-look under the fridge and you may find a friend and boy
7/18/19: CAMP ALPHA TL
-venkman argues with nerds over ghosts
-First time meeting Heather
-egon and ray were gone for a few weeks and venkman turned into a clingy idiot again
-hands over the doduo to yayoi
-lena and venkman go scare some ghost adventures idiots
venkman hires his own horse to watch his own dogs
-janes gr8
-"btw i defeated cthulhu" "uh"
fuck spirit boxes
-thida and venkman discuss ghost naps
mocks ray for stay puft
-threatens to steal his babies
-and then kisses him
7/21/19: tfw the flawed seance criticized by the ghostbusters ends in disaster
-and unleashes angry paper aliens on the world
-kirby's spiritomb husband finally reveals himself
-venkman and egon do something really stupid to distract some alien attackers
-like really stupid
-is this the real life...
7/25/19: angry fire bird: the sequel
-venkmans talonflame agrees to train egons pokemon for him
-she proceeds to be the biggest hardass to this angsty teenager
7/27/19: bat trade
7/30/19: WINSTON
-its WINSTON
-venkman about to cry hes so goddamn happy
-which is why:
7/30/19: off to the train
-see u in three days suckers hes going to kiss winston First
-ray gets pissed
-venkman... well. diffuses the situation.
-in my defense. it was blanks idea and its ray who starts this
-its venkman who wins.
August 2019
-doesnt cry yet
-but he does hug and then make out with him in public
-winston spoils his awful awful donkey child. foreshadowing of a future monster
8/3/19: please dont eat mud
-First time talking to Susie
-this child is eating dirt lets get you some money cats
8/8/19: death by goo
-harald please stop hugging acid
-its not good for you
-its not good for anyone
-its just goo