Victory Road IC Inbox

[neverstudied]

"Hey, this is Dr. Peter Venkman- I'm probably busy. If you're calling about something stupid done by a Dr. Egon Spengler or a Dr. Ray Stantz, I'm sorry for whatever they did. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

Comments

[yousayyes]

...besides it being a cat? [Winston says with a wry smirk.]

Fair enough. I can't speak for Egon or Ray, so I'll give you that it could be one of theirs instead. ...but I know it's not mine, since the egg I got hatched a few days ago.

[neverstudied]

Hey, I didn't mean to turn into the resident cat lady. And are we sure this is a cat? It looks more like a fucked up hairball.

[The Meowth hisses again.]

[yousayyes]

It acts enough like a cat, at least. ...but I guess it could be this world's version of a nutria, if I squint at it sideways.

Think we should crack open a pokédex and see what it has to say about this?

[neverstudied]

[Venkman gives him a disgusted look.]

I'd ask what a nutria is, but then you might actually tell me. You goddamn English major... Just call things "horrible little rat monsters" like God intended.

[Still, his Pokegear is lying on the floor, and he snatches it up with one hand and starts inputting commands. He waves the gear over the cat and it beeps: Galar Meowth: The Cat Scratch Pokemon. Living with a savage, seafaring people has toughened this Pokémon's body so much that parts of it have turned to iron. ... These daring Pokémon have coins on their foreheads. Darker coins are harder, and harder coins garner more respect among Meowth.]

... You've gotta be kidding me.