Victory Road IC Inbox

[neverstudied]

"Hey, this is Dr. Peter Venkman- I'm probably busy. If you're calling about something stupid done by a Dr. Egon Spengler or a Dr. Ray Stantz, I'm sorry for whatever they did. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

Comments

[ghoststanning]

We were trying to think of exercise that was mentally stimulating and I suggested it and he was fine with it! It's the opposite of a trick!

[neverstudied]

youuuu suggested it because you wanted to dance with him though :-) you could have suggested any number of other non-dance activities; and would he have agreed to it if you WEREN'T trying to come up with an exercise like that?

[He is having so much fun]

what were you guys even doing anyway

[ghoststanning]

>:-( C'mon Pete let me have this! You brag every time you get Egon to dance!! Besides, we were trying to figure out if there was some sort of trigger to activate the body swap!

Oh

Speaking of

I'm back in my own body now.

[neverstudied]

:-) i brag because i dont need to trick him into it i just use my own powers of persuasion

wait

hold on

DANCING WITH EGON WAS THE ANSWER?

[ghoststanning]

PERSUASION IS STILL A TRICK, PETER

And I guess so? My best guess is that the body swap is activated by a powerful mental connection and coordination so hey, dancing was productive after all ;-)

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[neverstudied]

PERSUASION ISNT TRICKERY ITS JUST ME BEING SUAVE

i can think of more productive exercises with "powerful mental connections" and "coordination" that you could've gone with ;-)

["suave"]

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[ghoststanning]

[Is a good thing Ray decided to text Venkman instead of doing a video chat because his face is now beet red.]

OH MY GOD VENKMAN I WASN'T ABOUT TO SUGGEST THAT TO EGON!!

[At least not at first and definitely not without Egon's expressed consent.

But he is never telling Venkman that he would have resorted to that if it came down to it.]

[neverstudied]

;-)

wait then again you WERE both in each others bodies

ok nevermind that might be a little too weird

and suggesting that to egon might literally have killed him on the spot

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[ghoststanning]

Exactly!

I don't think we could have taken our clothes off before either of us decided to give up on the idea.

Not that I have bad self esteem but it would practically be like having sex with your clone.

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[neverstudied]

i feel like this is weirder than sex with your clone

if youre down to fuck your clone then your clone feels the same way. sure itd be weird to fuck your own self but at least youre you and you know the other party is into it

we're talking about you in egons body fucking egon in your body. first of all theres the whole "youre not even in your own body" aspect second of all its egon

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[ghoststanning]

But what if my clone is evil, Pete?

What if he seems like he's down for it at first but then he stabs me the moment my back's turned???

[He may or may not be joking.]

But ugh you're right. It would feel like the Worst variation of an out of body experience. Dancing was at least fun with how awkward it was.

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[neverstudied]

maybe that just means youre into knifeplay and you didnt know it

or hate sex

[Ray may have been joking but Venkman is taking the question at face value.]

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[ghoststanning]

Pete I don't think knifeplay means that you're into literal backstabbing.

At least I'm pretty sure it's not??

for what its worth im sorry for causing this. nsfw text and asphyxiation

[neverstudied]

i dunno man some people get hardcore with their kinks

you havent truly given up on seeing the best in people until you find out one of your frat brothers choked himself til he passed out for the third time in a month and you have to step over him to get to your bed

[ghoststanning]

THE THIRD TIME?!

Peter everything I hear about your fraternity makes me feel glad I decided not to join one.

[neverstudied]

the third time. that i know of.

trust me its for the best that you didnt. it was fun sometimes but i really only stuck with it for the ample opportunities to "prove" i was a totally straight and normal jock type

[ghoststanning]

I can't believe you'd rather be seen as someone who associates with people who choke themselves than someone who's not straight

[He's joking he Gets You.]

[neverstudied]

its a sacrifice one must make to avoid future paparazzi issues in life

which turned out to actually be something i had to worry about so hey! sometimes suffering with people into auto-erotic asphyxiation is the right decision

even if it really, really doesn't feel like it at the time

[ghoststanning]

And on the bright side at least you spent the rest of undergrad and grad school with me and Egon!!

And last time I checked, neither of us are into auto-erotic asphyxiation :-)

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[neverstudied]

thank god for that

hey you never know with egon

who knows what freaky shit he hides beneath that blank mask

[it is a crying shame that neither of them know about mood slime yet]

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[ghoststanning]

In that case, maybe I should have suggested sex.

[Ray please stop.]

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[neverstudied]

yea who knows. maybe he WOULD have been into having sex with you in his body.

... or me in your body?? no ok that might be too much

or not. i'll be honest after all these years i still dont know for sure where his limits are i just go along with whatever hes up for

... plus this is another dimension's egon

maybe hes kinkier

[This conversation was about dancing at first]

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[ghoststanning]

That's always possible.

I wonder if there's a way to find that out without making things really awkward?

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[neverstudied]

oh dont worry i'll be there in a couple weeks

i can figure it out ;-)

[Venkman has never before been stopped by awkwardness and he sure as fuck won't be stopped now.]

[ghoststanning]

Why am I suddenly terrified?